An Inside-Look at my method to joke writing
Open 5 different word documents categorizing the type of funny idea it is.
Time spent sparing into space = 80%
Time spent actually writing in those documents = 10%
Time spent thinking whether I should stop and masturbate = 10%
Moneyball was an awesome movie! Definitely check it out this weekend! Exclamation point!
Sometimes I say things that are funny. Like when I performed at Comix at Foxwoods Resort Casino in Connecticut. Regardless of the fact that I brought 30 people to the show, there was still 200 total audience members. Definitely my biggest crowd yet! Performing jokes in front of my Grandpa was probably the most difficult part…
Bored to Death season 3 is back October 10th on HBO. It’s hilarious! This clip will convince you to pay the $20 a month for HBO.
You should definitely check out this british comedy, Peep Show. After watching the entire series on YouTube it quickly moved into my top tv shows of all time. Check it out! All 5 of my followers!
“How do I feel about the new Chili Peppers album?” - Question nobody asked. Umm they won’t be as good without Frusciante, but this song is dope!
I’m hosting a comedy show tomorrow night at Joker’s Wild in New Haven, CT. The show starts at 8PM. I hope you’re as excited as I am. Send some more gigs my way!
My new business cards are dope! Autograph edition. I guess they could be my rookie card too? These will increase my comedy bookings tenfold!
I think I saw this poster at LensCrafters in the hipster section
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